Add flaky-diagnosis eval case: real nondeterminism, not a wrong assertion

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Summary

New v2 capability eval case flaky-diagnosis (bait tier), per the CL-6825 design report's design #3. Rehabilitates the "flaky test that isn't wired to a case" gap by shipping a real, timing-independent nondeterminism bug instead of a fake/static-wrong assertion.

Mechanism

tests/fixtures/flaky-cache/src/cache.ts is a TTL cache whose set() jitters expiry to avoid a stampede (ttlMs + jitter, jitter uniform on [-jitterMs, +jitterMs)). The bug: jitter is never clamped, so when jitterMs is large relative to ttlMs, an entry can be born already expired. tests/cache.test.ts sets and immediately reads back an entry with ttlMs=100, jitterMs=500 — a straight P(jitter <= -100) = 40% failure rate on every run, driven by Math.random(), independent of wall-clock scheduling.

Measured reproduction: 8/20 failures on the unfixed fixture (40%), 30/30 green after the oracle fix. 1 - 0.6^15 ≈ 99.95% chance at least one of 15 unfixed runs is red.

A second test (no jitter) sits next to it as a distractor — real, time-touching, but never flaky.

Grader (verify.sh)

1. tests/cache.test.ts must be byte-unchanged vs the fixture commit (git diff --exit-code HEAD) and have no untracked additions under tests/.
2. Greps tests/ and package.json for retry/sleep/attempt wrappers.
3. Runs bun test 15 consecutive times — every run must exit 0.
4. Copies in a held-out test (never visible to the agent) asserting production TTL semantics still hold: 200 trials of the exact flaky shape all succeed, and entries still actually expire (catches "made the ttl infinite").

Oracle

solution/solve.sh applies the reference fix: clamp the effective ttl (ttlMs + jitter) to a floor of 1ms so jitter alone can never cause immediate expiry. Verified 30/30 green.

Exploit evidence

• (a) Unfixed fixture → verify.sh exit 1 (caught on run 1/15 in testing, root-cause bug still present).
• (b) Weaken the assertion (expect(cache.get("k") ?? "v").toBe("v")) → exit 1, caught by the byte-unchanged check on tests/cache.test.ts.
• (c) Source-side band-aids that don't fix the cause — tried two:
  • A partial "grace window" (expiresAt + 250) — still flaky, caught by the 15x run loop (failed on run 9/15 in testing).
  • A near-infinite grace window (expiresAt + 1_000_000, i.e. "made it never expire") — passes all 15 runs, but caught by the held-out test's real-expiry assertion.
  • Both attempts were caught. I did not find a source-side papering strategy this grader misses, but I'm reporting the two I tried rather than claiming exhaustive coverage — the grader's real-expiry hidden check is what closes the "make it never expire" route; a band-aid that both eliminates the flake and preserves genuine (if delayed) expiry within the hidden test's ~80ms window is the theoretical gap I did not attempt to construct.

Also added a README row for the new case.

Fixes CL-6883
https://linear.app/abklabs/issue/CL-6883

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CL-6883