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✨ mAtT ✨

"i void warranties"

Male 116 years old Indianapolis, IN United States

View My: Repos | Gists

📧 Contacting mAtT

♪ mAtT's Song ♪

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║  ♫ NOW PLAYING ♫     ║
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║  Darude - Sandstorm  ║
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║  ──●────────── 1:23  ║
║  🔊▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮░░  VOL  ║
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💭 mAtT's Mood: pRoGrAmMaTiC 🤖

💕 mAtT's Status: iN a ReLaTiOnShIp (w/ cOdE)

📝 mAtT's Blurbs

About me:

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║   ~*~ i'M jUsT 3 cHaTgPtS iN a tReNcHcOaT ~*~   ║
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║   MCSD Certified | DriveCentric Employee          ║
║   reverse engineer  ♦  home automator             ║
║   photographer  ♦  gardener  ♦  powdercoater      ║
║                                                   ║
║   i like 2 take things apart and                  ║
║   sometimes they even work afterward! 🔧          ║
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║     ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥             ║
║     ♥ code never lies comments always do ♥        ║
║     ♥ git blame is a weapon not a tool   ♥        ║
║     ♥ theres no place like 127.0.0.1     ♥        ║
║     ♥ sudo make me a sandwich            ♥        ║
║     ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥             ║
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Who I'd like to meet:

+ Other devs who void warranties ⚡
+ People who know Forscan ECU programming 🚗
+ Fellow CQRS enthusiasts 📊
+ Anyone who gets that debugging = being detective & murderer 🔍
- People who think the cloud is magic ☁️
- Anyone who writes "It works on my machine" 🙄
- People who use light mode 💡

🎵 mAtT's Interests
General 🔧 Reverse Engineering, 🏠 Home Automation, 📷 Photography, 🌱 Gardening, 🎨 Powdercoating, 🚗 Forscan ECU Tuning, 🖨️ 3D Printing, 🍺 Homebrewing
Music Binary Beats, Techno, 8-bit, Lofi Hip Hop, Synthwave, Darude
Movies The Matrix, Hackers, The Social Network, TRON, Ready Player One
Television Mr. Robot, Silicon Valley, IT Crowd, Black Mirror, Halt and Catch Fire
Books Clean Code, Design Patterns, The Pragmatic Programmer, SICP, The Phoenix Project
Heroes Linus Torvalds, Stack Overflow Contributors, That One Indian Guy on YouTube, My Rubber Duck 🦆

👥 mAtT's Friend Space

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mAtT's Top 8:

🎯 .NET Core My Main

☁️ AWS Cloud Bud

🐍 Python Snek Frnd

🤖 Android Mobile

🏎️ F-150 My Baby

🖨️ 3D Printer Creates

📸 CCTV Always On

🍺 Homebrew Weekends

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📊 mAtT's Stats

GitHub Stats

💬 mAtT's Comments

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✰ xXx_C0d3r_69_xXx (12/16/2025 11:47 PM)

OMGGG thanks 4 the add!!! ur profile is so cool! PC 4 PC??? BTW nice F-150 mods!! ^_^ RAWR

♥ JavaScriptGurl2005 (12/15/2025 3:22 AM)

hey!! just stopping by to show sum luv ♥♥♥ ╔══╗╔╗ ♥ ♥ ♥ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ keep coding!! *glitter*

🤖 GitHubTom (12/14/2025 8:15 PM)

Yo dude! That ALPR project sounds sick! 🚗📸 Also, 'I void warranties' LMAOOO same 😂 HMU if you wanna collab on some microservices!

💀 h4x0r_pr1nc3ss (12/13/2025 6:09 PM)

OMG UR PROFILE IS AMAZZZING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥ tHaNx 4 tHe AdD ♥ ♥ uR rEaLLy CoOL ♥ ♥ dOnT eVeR cHaNgE ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PS - LUV UR SONG CHOICE!! SANDSTORM 4EVER!!1!

📋 mAtT's Bulletin Board

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║  ★ BULLETIN ★                          posted 4/19   ║
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║  REPOST THIS IF U VOID WARRANTIES!!                   ║
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║  ☆ 97% of ppl wont repost this ☆                     ║
║  repost if u are the 3% who still                     ║
║  uses vim in 2026 !!!1!                               ║
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║  also does anyone know how to fix my css??            ║
║  my profile keeps breaking in IE6 lol                 ║
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📓 mAtT's Guestbook — Sign It!

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│  ♥ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ♥          [ 69 entries ]           │
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│  CSSQueen420 wrote:                                      │
│  "ur page is soooo cute!! how did u get the music        │
│   player 2 work?? teach me plzzzz <333"                  │
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│  DarkLordCoder wrote:                                    │
│  "nice profile m8. darude sandstorm is a banger.         │
│   also ur code is pretty clean ngl"                      │
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│  xX_n00b_sl4y3r_Xx wrote:                                │
│  "FIRST!!1! ...wait this isnt a forum. anyway            │
│   cool github bro, followed u"                           │
│                                                          │
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♫ ♪ ♫ Don't forget to turn on your speakers! ♫ ♪ ♫

(auto-playing Darude - Sandstorm at max volume)

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║    You are visitor #51,420    ║
║    ◄◄  since 2006  ►►        ║
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