wecanfixeverything.com

A Cloudflare Worker serving one static page for wecanfixeverything.com, pointing at omarchy.org:

we can fix - some things + everything

every missing app, every incompatibility, every paper cut.

Colors and type are lifted from omarchy.org's root.css (Tokyo Night, JetBrains Mono). The slogan is set as a diff, because that's how you fix things around here.

Deploying

npx wrangler deploy

Routes wecanfixeverything.com/* and *.wecanfixeverything.com/* are declared in wrangler.jsonc. DNS is two proxied A records pointing at 192.0.2.1 — a placeholder, since the Worker intercepts at the edge and no origin is ever contacted.

Unmatched paths serve the same page rather than a 404, so mistyped deep links still land on the slogan.

The social card

public/card.png (1200×630, for Open Graph / X cards) is a headless Chromium screenshot of card.html, a fixed-size variant of the page:

chromium --headless --window-size=1200,630 --hide-scrollbars \
  --virtual-time-budget=5000 --screenshot=public/card.png card.html